Think of the Mayhem

Sep 20

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“Stay strong or cuss a lot whichever works.” — Moral Support From My Great Aunt

isseymiyucky:

BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

DON’T BOOST THIS IT’S FALSE, IT’S FALSE AND 15 YEARS OLD.

isseymiyucky:

BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

DON’T BOOST THIS IT’S FALSE, IT’S FALSE AND 15 YEARS OLD.

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Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

So….do you guys think that we can leverage “We’re broke, sorry we can’t cover your hotel, and we really don’t have space for you guys to stay here” to get out of that visit from my mother-in-law?

Because our homeowner’s insurance probably isn’t going to cover the burst pipe thing, and it’s going to be expensive, and we’re actually going to be broke. And even if she stayed here she’s not the kind of person who would pitch in for groceries

Also, I really don’t want to see her. I don’t want her around, she’s dreadful.

Unsolicited Water Status Update

No one can even come look at it until Monday. 

I need to work on that whole social group thing, because I am going to be in the position of “dear god I need to take a fucking shower,” with literally no one to ask if I can take a shower at their place. Because we all know damned well it isn’t going to be fixed on Monday, because that’s how my life works. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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bear1na:

Wonder Woman by Adam Hughes

bear1na:

Wonder Woman by Adam Hughes

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october-glory:

truth about september » FALL IS ALMOST HERE PEOPLE.

october-glory:

truth about september » FALL IS ALMOST HERE PEOPLE.

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tobefearfulofthenight replied to your post:Fuck being an adult! Seriously, fuck this noise. …
This may not be the case everywhere, but it’s SOMETIMES possible to contact your water provider and explain the situation nicely and if you keep your cool, there’s are cases of them writing it off or at least reducing the bill

We called them first, that’s were we got the whole “you’re screwed” thing (not worded like that), since it was on our side of the meter, it’s our problem. 

Fuck being an adult!

Seriously, fuck this noise.

Fucking pipe broke outside, on our side on the pipe so it’s our fucking problem not the town’s.

We lost like 180 gallons of water (which we have to pay for).

We’re going to have to pay to get it fixed, and dude from the city? Yeah, he told us it’d probably take getting a backhoe brought in.

And our water’s off, and it’s a weekend so we’re probably not going to be able to get it fixed for a few days.