Think of the Mayhem

Oct 21

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Oct 20

Note: Mom’s sugar cookie recipe raises more than I remembered. 

Oops.

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callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

callmekj72:

I see this every year and it scares me and makes me sad all at the same time

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The Importance of Measuring: or Why Doesn’t This Fit Me Even Though It Fits My Friend?

sockdreams:

Much like The Myth of “One Size Fits All” we’ve been seeing a lot of “This fits my friend, but not me!” People are justifiably upset when they are assured by a friend that something will fit, but find that it just doesn’t. No two bodies are built the same (well, unless you’re twins, and even then…). Two friends who are both a size 18 may find that the same dress (or pair of socks) fits them both differently. We’re trying to make hosiery shopping as painless as possible by providing measurements, but that only works if you know your own measurements and compare them to ours. Here are some tips: 

If something doesn’t fit, that doesn’t mean we’re not on your side. It just means that item doesn’t fit. You are not defective: your thighs are not ‘too big’, you don’t have ‘monster calves’, your feet are not ‘freakish’. Your body is Just Right, and it’s a sad truth that the apparel industry has yet to catch on to that. But it’s getting there, and we’re pushing it along as fast as we possibly can. 

♥Zaffie

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Have I said exactly how awesome Sock Dreams is recently? Because they are, and if you haven’t you should go check them out. 

Just a friendly reminder: No matter how hard the Wonder Woman movie may suck, you all better get your asses into the theater, make it break fucking records, because if not, we’re going to end up with another almost decade of “But female lead super hero movies don’t make money!”

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superseventies:

Dolly Parton

superseventies:

Dolly Parton

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So, I have 2-3 hours to figure out which ones of these I’m going to use.
I think the spider is kind of stupid (it’ll also overcook the legs) but the rest seemed reasonably shaped enough.
Due to sheer laziness I probably won’t use all of them, I’m thinking cauldrons, caskets, and tombstones, maybe bats too. I don’t really want to bother with jack-o-lantern faces, and spider webs seem like a pain in the butt. 

So, I have 2-3 hours to figure out which ones of these I’m going to use.

I think the spider is kind of stupid (it’ll also overcook the legs) but the rest seemed reasonably shaped enough.

Due to sheer laziness I probably won’t use all of them, I’m thinking cauldrons, caskets, and tombstones, maybe bats too. I don’t really want to bother with jack-o-lantern faces, and spider webs seem like a pain in the butt. 

So, this happened.

So, this happened.