Think of the Mayhem

Jul 30

“Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins.” — The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

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Anonymous said: How did you get a teacher fired?

The short version comes down to a teacher caused me to have a panic attack, and I went to the office rather than hiding in a restroom. I’m pretty sure he would have gotten fired eventually, to be honest.

The long version is:

We had an awful long term substitute (our normal teacher was out for like half the year, recovering from getting a leg amputated), he was notorious for being terrible, borderline abusive, and just awful, long before he was the chosen one to fill in for our normal teacher long term. He was hated by students, we’d nicknamed him Mr. DiMartino, after the character on Daria. It was a remedial math class that was filled with mostly “bad” aka poor kids, so no one took our complaints terribly seriously. 

One day the man freaking lost it, it started with a girl asking to go to the restroom, and he just started screaming, insults, from telling us if we can’t control our bladders for an hour we should just wear diapers, that we were worthless and stupid, he just wouldn’t stop….and I, being a year out of an abusive home at the time, had a panic attack. My girlfriend gathered me up and helped me out of the room (to more screaming and insults from the teacher directed at us that time), several of my classmates that decided it was entirely too fucked up and followed us. I managed to gasp out that I wanted to go to the office. The principal came out, to a crowd of us on the bench, me still hyperventilating and sobbing, wanting to know exactly what the fuck was going on. I volunteered to go back to the office and explain, I managed to between sobs, and with some translation from my girlfriend. I was bad enough off that the complaints about the teacher finally got taken seriously. 

He didn’t even get to finish the rest of the day, they threw him out of the school.

INFP: The Idealist

myersandbriggs:

Not Your Typical Personality Types

The INFP is a dreamy, imaginitive, idealist, capable of finding the good in anything or anyone, even something as foul as Newark, New Jersey. INFPs are sometimes dangerous to the well-being of society as a whole, as they are prone to adopting subversive and destructive ideologies like “The world should be fair,” “People should treat one another well,” and “You know, ‘Friends’ is a really, really stupid television show.”

These irrational thought patterns may sometimes cause INFPs to run off and join the circus, the Resistance, or the Rebellion, where they tend to do well in any position requiring excellent hand-eye coordination or mastery of the Force.

COMPATIBILITY: INFPs and ISTJs generally exhibit a natural predator/prey relationship, which, though it might appear harsh and cruel from the outside, is all part of the natural cycle of life. In fact, were it not for the predation of the ISTJ, the population of INFPs would soon grow to unsustainable levels, overwhelming the ability of their ecological niche to support them.

Famous idealists include that girl in your sixth-grade homeroom who got the teacher fired for saying that girls aren’t good at math; that guy in the cubicle next to yours who got the manager fired for saying that women don’t make good employees; and Anais Nin.

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So…I have been doing math. We do a personal spending allowance thing in the budget, I’ve been stashing mine some of the time, I currently have $70 banked (money’s been tight this summer, and that’s almost 2 months worth). This leaves me a mere $40 shy of the difference between our totally paid for Dragon Age preorder, and the Inquisitor’s Edition.

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I’M GOING TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE SUPER EXPENSIVE CRAZY FAN EDITION OF SOMETHING!

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

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airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

airyairyquitecontrary:

presenting the safest kittens in the world

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aetheraria:


Abandoned 123 year old school

WIZARD SCHOOL. CHARMED TO REPEL MUGGLES.

aetheraria:

Abandoned 123 year old school

WIZARD SCHOOL. CHARMED TO REPEL MUGGLES.

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bublog:

Come see, meet, and pet BUB in person at The Metro in Chicago for Lil BUB’s Big SHOW LIVE! w/ special guest DAVID YOW on August 6th.
TICKETS HERE

The event will be followed by a book signing and meet and greet, which includes signed copies of BUB’s book, David’s new book Copycat, and a chance to pet BUB. 

Proceeds benefit Lil BUB’s Big FUND and Tree House Animals.

bublog:

Come see, meet, and pet BUB in person at The Metro in Chicago for Lil BUB’s Big SHOW LIVE! w/ special guest DAVID YOW on August 6th.

TICKETS HERE

The event will be followed by a book signing and meet and greet, which includes signed copies of BUB’s book, David’s new book Copycat, and a chance to pet BUB. 

Proceeds benefit Lil BUB’s Big FUND and Tree House Animals.

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mrs-ellipsis:

awwww-cute:

Who’s ready to party!

mrs-ellipsis:

awwww-cute:

Who’s ready to party!

I hate that feeling where you’ve got a giant mess of personal shit, and you can’t talk to anyone, because it’ll cause personal disaster.