March 2012
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Less Offended My Supernatural's Mental Hospital...
Than by Glee.
Wow, just wow.
I also laughed hysterically at how they got themselves committed.
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I hope Rick Santorum’s new puppy takes exceptionally long to house train.
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I hope someone tears the last chapter out of every book Rick Santorum ever picks up.
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I hope Rick Santorum’s baby sitter lets his kids stay up late and watch scary movies.
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I hope Rick Santorum looses his lucky d20.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets “Springtime For Hitler,” stuck in his head, and doesn’t realize he’s signing it out loud until someone slaps him.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets “My Humps,” stuck in his head, for the rest of his life.
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curiousgeorgiana:
thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:
I hope Rick Santorum picks a poorly researched Mandarin character to get as a tattoo and then learns afterwards it means “frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter.”
WINNER.
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I hope Rick Santorum accidentally deletes his saved game.
February 2012
Blue’s cat video summoned Raven. So, I thought I’d show you how how much he loves his brush.
That persistent rumbling is in fact his purr.
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Okay, is it GeekGirl Rages About Mental Health...
As it comes across my dash that tomorrow is “Self Injury Awareness Day,” and how people should wear white to show their “support” for self injurers, and self injurers should wear orange…because apparently red, or shirts with the word “cutter” in bright red blood drip fonts were too tacky.
Look, I would like to end all of these stupid awareness days. I...
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vanboobsenstein replied to your post: I’m still pissed about Glee
“it gets better” has always struck me as a trite bandaid that not everyone is able to fit to their own personal wound.
Oh, agreed. “It gets better,” is a line for someone who’s not depressed. That’s a line for someone who’s having a hard time at the moment. Clinical depression is encapsulating....
I'm still pissed about Glee
And I’m actually happy generally with how they’ve handled Emma’s OCD.
But for the fuck of shit, get them on the subject of suicide and depression, and it’s every trite bit of bullshit that I’ve ever heard. You might as well say, “First we sprinkle the depressives with fairy dust, and then tell them to think happy thoughts, and then they can...
Chock Full of Hoot, just a leetle bit o' nanny!: I... →
counterclock-wise:
onesong:
thedisgruntledgradstudent:
I don’t care what designer it is, or how much it cost. If you are no longer a student, or aren’t hiking or camping, you should not be carrying a backpack. EVER.
f*ing cosign
I’m guilty of carrying one around when I…
I play D&D, and I draw, you can pry my 12 year old backpack out of my cold dead hands (really, I have the...
Somehow I Have Almost Finished this Glee Ep.
“I want you to picture you life in 10 years,” because of Mr. Schu.
No, no, no, depressed people can’t play that game. Here’s my ability to fantasize about the future, the extent of my planning ability, “I am going to finish watching this TV show, I am going to go pee, and step outside for a smoke. Maybe tomorrow I’ll go to Sally Beauty to pick up the Hunger...
taterviking:
geekgirlsmash:
taterviking replied to your post: It kind of bothers me
can I call dibs on Katzilla?
Sure! No one has claimed Godzilla yet. I’m thinking of taking Medusa for myself.
I would give you monies for it :D but only if I get to chew a building in half or rip one out of the ground or somethings:D
Wow, you’re the first person ever, who has offered to pay me for...
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Thoughts on Suicide
(Warning: This bag of peanuts contains peanuts)
See, nothing really pisses me off more than the tales of “oh something bad happened to me once, and I thought of killing myself, then didn’t.” It’s a popular misconception, but that’s not how it works. Susanna Kaysen put it better than I could in Girl, Interrupted (The book, I don’t think the details of her...
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taterviking replied to your post: It kind of bothers me
can I call dibs on Katzilla?
Sure! No one has claimed Godzilla yet. I’m thinking of taking Medusa for myself.
I'm doing my weekly week late watch of Glee.
I am about 5 seconds from rage quitting this ep.
“I thought about killing myself because I got caught cheating!”
“I don’t understand how anyone could be so selfish.”
SHUT UP WRITERS! You do not know of what you write. Seriously, this is like the culmination of everything that’s pissed me off about the LGBT teen suicide prevention crap. (Yeah, I have an...
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techsgtjenn replied to your post: techsgtjenn replied to your post: What happens…
Oh yeah! You guys are my OTP. I knew that.
Yes! I am now part of someone’s OTP. Life goal achieved!
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It kind of bothers me
Jennthulhu is the best thing I’ve drawn in ages.
I am trying to draw other things, yet I keep sitting here thinking, shit, silly joke elder god portrait is the best thing I’ve drawn in 5 years, maybe I should just turn all of my friends into monsters…
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techsgtjenn replied to your post: What happens when GeekBoy has a slow day at work
Is it possible to have a crush on someone else’s relationship? I think I have a crush on your guys’ marriage…
Thanks. I believe around here that’s called an OTP. Basically we act like ridiculous children, that’s about it.
Stupid extra day before my birthday
Stupid leap year.
Why does a day magically appear every four years right before my birthday?
Why couldn’t it have been someone else’s birthday?
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What happens when GeekBoy has a slow day at work
From my email:
Subject: Every day
From: GeekBoySmashed
To: GeekGirlSmash
I’M SHUFFLIN
do de do de doot doot
do de do de doot doot
Subject: Re: Holy Stock Investments, Batwife!
From: GeekBoySmashed
To: GeekGirlSmash
time to do the richfuck dance again!
do de do de doot doot
do de do de doot doot
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To Do List
geekgirlsmash:
Stop having this panic attack
Clean Cat box
Take out trash
Take shower
If I can get past step one I’ll be happy, though.
Ha! Look! Productivity!
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What do you call a water/drinking fountain?
thelefthandedwifeinhiding:
thatonegirlsierra:
whosthegirlwearingthedress:
I call it a bubbler, with a soft r. Isn’t it a cute thing to call it?!
What do you call the directionals in a car? Directional or blinker? I switch between the two. I say directional when inside the car, but blinker when I’m looking at someone else’s car. ”They’ve left their blinker on for five minutes now!”
I would...
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To Do List
Stop having this panic attack
Clean Cat box
Take out trash
Take shower
If I can get past step one I’ll be happy, though.
WHY ARE MY ICONS ALL DIFFERENT?
I refreshed Tumblr and my dash icons got all bright and garish, and ugly.
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chockfullofhoot replied to your post: I did read some of the Elementary shitstorm
I see it as a way for US tv to insert a love-story as text (not sub) into a storyline that doesn’t need it. Historically, this is what US TV/movie people like to do—nothing can be good if there isn’t a love story involved dammit (they say, not me).
I’m kind of hoping for a Mulder and Scully-esque...
I did read some of the Elementary shitstorm
And I am left confused, it seems the main argument is casting a woman as Watson, is it gets in the way of homoerotic subtext.
Subtext.
Ship all you like but Sherlock/Watson aren’t a couple. This isn’t making a gay couple straight, because they weren’t a couple.
I am sorry to break this to you, but, your head cannons are not cannon.
You can ship other Watsons and other...
On Tumblr Shit Storms
I actually avoid them.
By the time they end up on my dash, it’s snarking about shitstorms that I never saw, and I’m left sitting here thinking…”huh?”
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Tumblr: America needs to stop being racist and sexist, pay more attention to women and PoC ok
CBS: Hey guys guess what we decided Watson should be played by a Taiwanese, female actress in our version of Sherlock Holmes
Tumblr: NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT HOW DARE YOU I AM BOYCOTTING YOUR SHOW I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED
Looking up the casting for Elementary
After being all excited over Lucy Liu as Watson.
Sherlock…I’m less warm about, mostly because the only role I associate Johnny Lee Miller with is Dade Murphy/Crash Override/Zero Cool in Hackers, who is, while brilliant, kind of the anti-Sherlock.