Hiccups, why hiccups? Twice so far today.
I have a surefire hiccup cure, which is helpful, but I would rather not.
(The Hiccup Cure - Swallow one spoonful of sugar, take a deep breath, then chug a glass of water. It works every damned time).
I’m so sorry. It was really all Devin’s fault. Which you know. I mean, look at that guy. He’s evil. He has the beard and everything!
Devin is obviously a super villain.
The chinchilla post reminds me of things I used to do during my partying days.
We had a chinchilla.
One of our party things that was done was known as Chinchillin’ in which us humans would all get really fucking stoned, then all sit on the floor around the chinchilla, and give him his dust bath bowl. Then we’d just sit there, giggling as he went nuts, taking his little dust bath, like chinchillas tend to do when given their bath.
This is what I did when I partied, we gave the chinchilla a bath.
Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
What cuties
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
When you can’t run anymore, you crawl, and when you can’t do that…you eat some damned pie, because you just got caught in the crossfire of a food war.
